[04:41] underscor: dude [07:03] right [07:03] so anyway I have proof that I'm not that guy once and for all [07:04] cool, I guess [07:04] What's the proof. [07:04] my picture [07:04] 23:03:13 <@SketchCow> We have some MAJOR Archive Team things happening now, nobody needs to wake up in their room, brush aside the hentai porn, and read this on their laptop [07:04] http://i.imgur.com/7OOdu.jpg [07:04] hard-hitting as always [07:04] yeah [07:04] and you can see a picture of me holding a book [07:04] a book! [07:04] Let me be the first person to say you got the stalker vibe there [07:04] http://i.imgur.com/TqkHE.jpg [07:04] is this your profile picture from okcupid [07:04] But OK, fine, I sometimes don't look my best in those shots. [07:05] because if that gets you laid I want to see the rest of your pictures [07:05] no [07:05] your book is chirally inverted [07:05] I took these pictures to prove I wasn't someone else [07:05] yes it's in a mirror [07:05] I'm Harry J. Gindi, Esquire [07:06] esq. [07:06] yep [07:06] http://www.flickr.com/photos/textfiles/8156294098/in/photostream/ [07:06] I use this to prove I'm not chronomex [07:06] oh [07:06] how does that prove that [07:06] Not well [07:06] This photo was taken 5 hours ago. [07:06] my picture proves I'm not someone else [07:07] ha ha [07:07] ummmm [07:07] It was UPLOADED 5 hours ago [07:07] I dumped my mobile phone [07:07] who you met irl [07:07] oh [07:07] ANYWAY [07:07] So I'd have to go all the way back in my logs to remember what you said directly to me [07:07] But it was some sort of "Jason Scott you must _____ and _____" [07:07] I don't think i said anything [07:07] nope [07:07] And I think it related to 4chan, etc. [07:07] oh [07:07] Yeah OH [07:07] yeah, I was at the founding of 4ch [07:08] that is true [07:08] Hooray [07:08] i was a shota [07:08] at the time [07:08] oldfag [07:08] although i wasn't being used like most shotas are used [07:08] (namely as semen containers) [07:08] =o [07:08] Yeah, great, overshare. [07:08] I wasn't! [07:08] false [07:08] waht [07:09] But the point is, you were on me about some 4chan thing. [07:09] oh [07:09] And that's what this kid was about too. [07:09] yeah, I wanted logs of something [07:09] Some "take down moot" horsecrap [07:09] no [07:09] lol [07:09] Ah, you see [07:09] I wanted logs from the RH DC hub [07:09] This other kid wants me to help him take down moot [07:09] oh [07:09] why? [07:09] Considering I was giving moot a lift in my car, oh, this morning.... [07:10] ...not happening [07:10] Oh, who truly gives a fuck [07:10] rofl [07:10] lol [07:10] yeah nobody cares [07:10] Everyone wants to take everyone else out [07:10] I don't want to take anyone out [07:10] If we had "free pass" day where you got your free shot [07:10] except for eric holder [07:10] Half the internet would eb dead [07:10] I don't really want to take anyone out, except when I die I want to set off nukes [07:10] psh [07:10] the free shot would have to be the head of the justice department who is completely and totally incompetent [07:11] obama needs to fire his ass [07:11] chronomex: I got called into a counselor's office in high school for saying that I didn't know how I would die, but I assumed it would take out every living thing for 2 miles around me [07:11] seriously [07:11] that's pure class right there [07:11] It's a great goodbye! [07:11] ANYWAY [07:11] you ought to procure some equipment [07:11] that allows you to do that [07:12] So, going to Jason Scott and going Jason Scott I need You To Help Me Get Some Old Logs It's 4Chan Some blah blabh blh ikdfkfgjf and yeah I am sticking on this [07:12] You matched that kid [07:12] oh [07:12] sorry [07:12] You're still pretty unsharp. But I'm willing to assume you're just a little rough socially. [07:12] We got plenty of those people. [07:12] I'm sharp as a tack [07:12] I'm just trying to be diplomatic [07:12] That's been run over [07:13] nope [07:13] I am a mathematician =p [07:13] a good one [07:13] Yeah, none of those guys are socially awkward [07:13] you said sharp! [07:13] Socially sharp. Street sense. [07:13] Bing bang boom [07:13] I've heard 'sharp' mean like [07:14] Who do you trust, who gets in the trunk [07:14] smart [07:14] someone outside just did a burnout on soaking wet concrete [07:14] or also like [07:14] TOTALLY MAKES SENSE [07:14] 'sharp clothes' [07:14] like you now [07:14] *know [07:14] spiffy [07:14] my dad's from brooklyn, and he likes to say 'lookin sharp' [07:14] whenever i wear a suit [07:14] idk [07:15] he says it in brooklish tho [07:15] so it osunds like 'lookin shahp' [07:15] *sounds [07:16] lol, so harold ickes [07:16] was awesome [07:16] Anyway, done. [07:18] he referred to a connecticut editor as "a cowardly, skulking cur ... eating your own vomit with relish but enjoying even more the savor of the excrement in the pig-sty in which you root for choice morsels" [07:18] that's so badass [07:18] I don't care? [07:18] well [07:18] he was a member of the roosevelt brain trust [07:19] =\ [07:19] it was in that book that I am so lovingly editing for archiving [07:20] ersi, right [07:20] I have a link to link you [07:21] http://imgur.com/a/L6yV8 [07:21] enjoy [07:21] oh I shall [07:21] thanks, I'll save it for later [07:21] np [07:23] I got to the second b&w panel and was all "hm, that's an unusually shaped mons veneris" [07:23] hahaha [07:23] Hm, it's not everyday you hear someone's leaky music through their either crappy iPhone headphones or Koss Korta Pro and it's mother fuckin' classical music [07:23] yeah loli x futa [07:23] ersi: ftw [07:23] but she is the perfect loli [07:23] k [07:23] lel [07:24] I bet you think you're really badass, spurving me out [07:24] well [07:24] ersi, idk, if you were sitting next to me that would happen with a probability of about .5 [07:24] I've done things that you probably have only seen on the internet [07:24] soooo [07:24] chronomex, hm? [07:24] what do you mean? [07:24] that wasn't meant to be a trick [07:25] I will never link straight girl on girl hmango [07:25] because there's no penetration [07:25] what's the point [07:25] if there are two girls, at least one of them has a penis [07:25] sorry [07:26] I'm not sure what you're thinking anyway [07:26] no idea [07:26] something about how "I only link hardcore" [07:27] when I link ero ero [07:27] I can't even get hard for softcore anymore =\ [07:29] that's nice, dear [07:30] I feel like I originally made not that bad an impression but now that has sunk to a very bad impression [07:30] in a matter of a half hour =( [07:30] you are a 4channelr [07:30] I'm a pre-4channer [07:30] herp derper 4 [07:31] the first H i looked at was something called "Asuna magical paipan" released by the scangroup meow on mircx [07:32] mhm [07:32] =o [07:32] * fpqc blows a bubble [07:32] why am I being doubted =( [07:33] I never posted on 4ch anyhow [07:33] who even does that [07:34] we had a strictly businesslike relationship of me right clicking and clicking "save content as" [07:34] gentlemen, I must say that the internet is now closed [07:34] we have a 4chan hipster [07:34] =o [07:34] hey [07:34] I'm not a hipster [07:34] heyyyyy brutha [07:34] nice package you got there [07:34] d'ye need some help carrying it up the stairs? [07:34] =\ [07:35] I don't get it. [07:35] I don't have to prove anything to you faggots [07:35] lol he called me a faggot [07:35] tehee [07:35] eat a dick [07:36] now now, don't get all 4chan on us [07:36] ? [07:36] eat a dick [07:36] is not from that [07:36] I didn't say so either [07:36] nor do I care [07:36] the first time I heard it was on dr. dre's the chronic [07:36] "Eazy E eazy E eazy E can eat a big fat diick" [07:37] it's at the end of "ain't nothin but a g thang" [07:37] interest meter barely making a reading [07:37] or wait it might be on [07:37] fuck wit dre day [07:37] I don't remember [07:37] ersi idk, if I can just continually link you to porn all day would that keep you interested? [07:38] fpqc: you've got good intentions, that much is clear. however. I suggest you join another irc channel that is more relevant to your interests. [07:38] maybe [07:38] okay [07:38] well, I like doing htat [07:38] *taht [07:38] fucki [07:38] *that [07:38] chronomex, why don't you stop being cliquish [07:38] I say this as a friend and as a person with an @ by my name [07:38] and? [07:39] I think I already used the word 'and' [07:39] who [07:39] *whoa [07:39] you're going to ban me on efnet [07:39] what's up with your enter key [07:39] I think it might be stuck, ersi [07:39] Incorrect [07:40] I got ~125k links in my irclogs [07:40] Lets all rebind our space keys to enter [07:40] let's [07:40] Why don't you actually see the places where I typed several lines in a row [07:40] About 8k of those links are youtube links [07:40] and notice that it's not every place where I used the space key [07:41] either they are addenda or corrections [07:41] not uniquly sorted yet though [07:41] or pauses for dramatic effect [07:41] or commentary [07:41] fpqc: stop being defensive, I'm not your enemy. [07:41] Your friend is you enemy [07:41] I can be if you want, though [07:41] Which is your enemies friend [07:41] I'd rather not have you as my enemy [07:41] dang it's foggy today [07:42] It's like riding a train through milk [07:42] heh [07:42] where's that, ersi? [07:42] and yes, I'm in a train [07:42] Sweden [07:42] oh right, I should have remembered [07:42] However, if you're proposing that we will be enemies unless I leave of my own accord, then I fear we must become enemies =( [07:42] meh, country smountry [07:42] I've got a nice soundscape going on here [07:43] star trek engine sounds + liquid dnb + rain outside [07:43] hoho, neat [07:43] but hopefully we can get along [07:43] fpqc: you can tone it back about 60%, that should be sufficient [07:43] to 60% or 60% back [07:43] back by at least 60% [07:44] ersi: http://soundcloud.com/tylerstraub [07:44] ersi: play -c2 -n synth whitenoise band -n 100 24 band -n 300 100 gain +30 synth whitenoise lowpass -1 100 lowpass -1 50 lowpass -1 100 gain +15 [07:44] I can't promise you results, but I can promise that I'll try [07:44] (promising results would be dishonest) [07:45] fpqc: you are in control of your actions; asserting that you can't change your own behaviour is disingenuous. [07:45] (see ecclesiastes 9:11) [07:45] chronomex, but I don't know which parts you found distasteful and which parts you liked [07:46] primarily, the quantity [07:46] and I have a bad track record of figuring that kind of stuff out by intuition [07:47] chronomex, sure, but at what point will I get permission to increase the quantity of participation? wouldn't it be sufficient to increase the quality rather than reduce the quantity [07:47] c the what how now [07:48] fpqc: have you never heard the expression "lurk more" [07:48] chronomex, that's assuming that I actually gain anything from lurking =\ [07:48] like learning to handle yourself in a place where you're an unknown and not making an ass out of oneself when introducing oneself? [07:48] yes, you may be irredeemable [07:49] chronomex: I didn't quite get those instructions up there [07:49] I tend to be lenient for at least a little while. [07:49] but not forever [07:49] stupid rain, getting in the way of my wifi link [07:49] this is -bs, correct? [07:49] yea [07:49] correct. -flood is over there -> [07:49] it's not -asshat though [07:50] I'm not -flooding anything, am I? [07:50] ersi said it better [07:50] I'm not quite clear on what that means [07:51] chronomex: what now @ play -c2 etc etc [07:51] See, this quality of 'being an asshat' is ascribed quite liberally and subjectively [07:51] ersi: run it at the shell, it makes your house sound like Ten Forward [07:51] that low rumble you get on a tv starship [07:52] `play' is from sox [07:52] ah, alright [07:52] it's a weird filter chain, basically white noise + some bandpasses [07:52] fpqc: it means you're too different and annoying [07:52] ersi, take it easy [07:53] just sayin' [07:53] look, let's not turn this into a lynch negi type of thing [07:53] err lynch fpqc [07:53] mmm, lunch [07:53] anyhow, I'm worth the effort =p [07:54] I'm pretty resourceful and effective at certain types of problem solving =o [07:54] ok, cool [07:54] prove it [07:54] okay [07:55] there was a project by a french professor [07:55] to digitize EGA 4 [07:55] he received a letter from alexander grothendieck asking him to take it down on pain of grothendieck being unhappy with him [07:56] (grothendieck disappeared into the mountains and is now a copyright troll who mainly tends his garden and is missing all of his teeth) [07:56] (he does not have a phone) [07:57] anyhow, I was the one who salvaged the project [07:57] and have the sourcefiles [07:57] that's pretty resourceful [07:57] ok cool [07:58] sorry, it was SGA 4 [07:58] and the french professor was Yves Laszlo [07:59] there's documentation on the internet about this happening and me playing a part in it [07:59] I meant going forward, but ok. [07:59] okay [07:59] basically. shut up and don't be too much of an ass. then in the future become useful. [07:59] make sense? [08:00] this is how you make people think you are a useful person [08:00] yeah, but I was trying to gain early street cred so you didn't think I was completely useless =p [08:00] k [08:00] done [08:00] <3 [08:17] alternatively, proving oneself useful gains instant cred [09:57] indeed. [10:06] "We will cover travel, accommodation and a fee." [10:06] Just wanted to mention - it's a good thing to have in the proposal to make me speak at your transatlantic gig. [10:06] heh [10:09] We are planning a panel called "Textfiles of desire" as part of the BWPWAP Desire thread where we would like to have you as speaker, presenting your work on BBSes (and maybe also your fantastic collection of ASCII / text porn). [10:09] My "fantastic" collection. [10:09] bmpwap, nice ... acronym? [10:11] Back When Pluto Was a Planet) [10:11] o [10:25] Two things I learned today. [10:25] To own a car in Japan, you need to provide documents that prove you have a space to park the car. [10:25] Every three years, you need a car inspection that runs about $1200 [10:25] You in Japan? :o [10:26] 1200$, ouch [10:27] I learned it by reading it. [10:27] I'm in NY [10:28] Where things are awesome [10:29] And.. wet [10:30] Japan is a weird place, but I wouldn't mind visiting someday [10:36] http://www.flickr.com/photos/textfiles/8129233170/in/photostream [10:36] US still doing well on the weird [11:30] indeed. [11:30] In Japan it's a cultural thing [11:30] in the US its almost being weird, to be weird. [11:30] (Not that in itself is a bad thing but its some kind of "thing") [11:35] * SmileyG has a feeling this server hdd hasn't been used from when pluto was a planet either :P [11:35] How is NY doing now? I hear there are some parts without power still? :S [11:38] Yes. [11:38] Much smaller, but yes. [11:38] Damn, up overnight agian [11:43] ffs [11:43] "treat this server as if its a new install" [11:43] * SmileyG asks someone how to setup a specific service [11:43] "oH we already did that" [11:43] No, you didn't, thats why I told you to treat it as a new install. [11:44] you didn't say simon says [11:47] whee [11:47] finished reading the book and now finishing the editing [11:48] well, I finished parts of the book.. I started reading at page 250 [11:48] at least it makes the editing procedure feel a lot less meaningless =\ [16:58] SketchCow: hahahaha [16:58] I loved that set of suiters [16:58] they were so cool [17:34] why are furries always dressed up as dogs [17:34] why don't some of them do things more interesting like maybe geckos or whatever [17:36] canines are just popular, Iunno [17:37] There were quite a few cat suiters at FF, actually [17:38] well ok [17:38] whatever [17:40] http://www.jwz.org/blog/tag/perversions/ [17:42] equines! [20:40] you can do fun meta-foia-requests [20:40] like [20:41] "titles of all documents initially considered for [the previous request] but then determined to be not relevant" [20:42] and are they required to reply? :) [20:42] yes [20:42] or give a good reason why they won't [20:43] have you done FOIA requests? [20:43] not myself, I'm lazy [20:44] well I have I guess [21:08] do you have to pay for foia requests? [21:08] Like, all that research work seems like it would be expensive [21:09] they can reject it if it's unnecessarily broad, or they can charge you a reasonable rate for time [21:09] ten bucks an hour or something like that [21:09] neat [21:09] and $0.10 per page of xerox [21:10] best practice is to submit a request saying "I'm willing to pay $XX, if you think it's going to be over that then let me know" [21:10] there have been some defcon and hope talks about how to use foia, suggest you watch them