#urlteam 2013-10-04,Fri

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Time Nickname Message
03:46 🔗 GLaDOS Because they don't seem to be appearing when uploaded to texts.
03:46 🔗 GLaDOS wait what
06:11 🔗 omf_ I just turned the url tracker off because it was blowing up the server real bad
10:23 🔗 soultcer Downside of using sqlite :-(
10:24 🔗 soultcer When I designed the tracker I thought that it would need to only scale to the four or so VPS I was using for scraping URL shorteners at that time.
10:34 🔗 ersi We need to go.. web-scale!
10:35 🔗 omf_ ersi, :D
10:35 🔗 omf_ ROFL SCALE BITCHES!!!1!
10:35 🔗 GLaDOS Okay, look, we want it to be all pop, and it needs to scale to the cloud
10:35 🔗 omf_ It needs to edgy
10:36 🔗 GLaDOS I swear if it's not edgy, you're all fired and I'm murdering my family.
10:36 🔗 ersi to meet synergy demands in a virtual environment that bridges the gaps of imagination to new horizons
10:36 🔗 * ersi self-destructs
10:37 🔗 omf_ The software must be multifunctional so we can pivot with the times
10:37 🔗 omf_ and we need an iPhone app too
10:37 🔗 * omf_ blows his own head off
10:38 🔗 GLaDOS we must be able to save urls from Android devices as well
10:38 🔗 GLaDOS We'll call it, tinyback 2.0
10:39 🔗 ersi tinydroidback
10:40 🔗 omf_ tinybckr 2.0
10:40 🔗 omf_ iBack 2.0
10:41 🔗 omf_ IPokeMyEyes 3.0
10:41 🔗 GLaDOS iUnshort 2.1
10:41 🔗 GLaDOS - Edgier design
10:41 🔗 omf_ we should just called it FuckBitly 6.9
10:42 🔗 GLaDOS wow
10:42 🔗 GLaDOS such edgy
10:42 🔗 omf_ What are you doing today neighbor? Well I am planning on fucking bitly
10:42 🔗 GLaDOS "They updated their dating profile?"
10:48 🔗 ersi Responsive
19:11 🔗 xmc ersi: let's proactively leverage our synergies

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