#archiveteam-bs 2014-09-06,Sat

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09:03 🔗 ersi ie. unplugged it forever?
09:28 🔗 xmc hahaha
18:52 🔗 yipdw CNN is running a report on "The Dark Web"
18:52 🔗 yipdw it's funny because they say "The Dark Web" like, say, "The Dark Night"
18:52 🔗 yipdw er
18:52 🔗 yipdw Knight
18:52 🔗 yipdw man my homophone handling sucks
18:53 🔗 insane_al i almost forgot CNN existed
18:54 🔗 yipdw I did too, but it's airing in the lobby here
18:55 🔗 insane_al the only news channel i flick on now and again is fox news
18:55 🔗 insane_al only for the entertainment/horror value.
18:55 🔗 insane_al not for anything resembling news
19:15 🔗 insane_al oh wow
19:16 🔗 insane_al found a compilation cd i made when i was 14
19:16 🔗 insane_al i had fucking awesome taste, i still have most of these tracks
19:17 🔗 insane_al though much better quality rips these days
19:17 🔗 insane_al and legit, not from napster
21:06 🔗 Dec-31-99 Moved conversation here.
21:08 🔗 Dec-31-99 I'm going to admit. I'm a little bit scared of women.
21:08 🔗 Dec-31-99 They seem to rebel a lot.
21:08 🔗 Dec-31-99 Now, I'm going to be fair with this conversation.
21:09 🔗 Dec-31-99 Because I don't want to look evil.
21:09 🔗 Dec-31-99 I think fangirls can be classified as geek girls.
21:10 🔗 Dec-31-99 There are so many Invader Zim fangirls. It's not even funny. They're always like: "Dib! <3" or something.
21:11 🔗 Dec-31-99 Male shippers are also rare. Girls are always about anime or animated show shipping.
21:14 🔗 xmc ok
21:16 🔗 Dec-31-99 Kazzy is owning the Verizon dashboard.
21:16 🔗 Dec-31-99 Owning/pwning. Whatever you'd like to call it.
21:16 🔗 Kazzy turns out the warrior is the easiest way to shoot through jobs quickly
21:17 🔗 Dec-31-99 But I mean it. That dashboard... your name... Everywhere.
21:17 🔗 aaaaaaaaa its the unix philosophy after all.
21:17 🔗 Dec-31-99 I archived 1,503 Verizon home pages with the Warrior
21:17 🔗 insane_al its what happens when you run many, many warriors
21:18 🔗 Kazzy one warrior vm here
21:18 🔗 insane_al oh, then how do you get the rate so high?
21:18 🔗 xmc aaaaaaaaa: unix philosophy is "my name everywhere like I spent all the quarters in the pinball arcade"?
21:18 🔗 Kazzy Dec-31-99: multiply that by 36 to get the actual amount you've done
21:19 🔗 Kazzy xmc: i'm throwing money at my screen now i'm at the top of the leaderboard
21:19 🔗 xmc money for nothing, get my bits for free
21:19 🔗 aaaaaaaaa oh, sorry; thought it was still "Do one thing and do it well" a reference to the warrior, not kazzy
21:19 🔗 xmc :P
21:20 🔗 aaaaaaaaa better update wikipedia
21:21 🔗 Dec-31-99 Kazzy: Wha?
21:22 🔗 Dec-31-99 !a http://www.short-funny-quotes.com/simpsons/
21:22 🔗 Dec-31-99 Whoops, wrong channel.
21:22 🔗 Kazzy verizon jobs are done in bactches of 36 to reduce load on the tracker (a-z + 0-9)
21:22 🔗 Kazzy so whatever the tracker shows, multiply it by 36 for the actual amount of pages you've done
21:24 🔗 Dec-31-99 Oh yeah, I'm thinking of those 404 Verizon/Bellatlantic sites.
21:26 🔗 Dec-31-99 I hope everyone's okay with all these Simpsons sites that I threw in the ArchiveBot.
21:27 🔗 xmc whatever man
21:28 🔗 Dec-31-99 xmc: I'm unsure what to make of that "whatever" statement.
21:28 🔗 xmc re: simpsons sites
21:28 🔗 xmc verbal shrug
21:29 🔗 xmc don't clog the queue and it's cool
21:29 🔗 Dec-31-99 Ivan has this giant pipeline, so there aren't any sites in queue.
21:29 🔗 xmc sweet
21:30 🔗 Dec-31-99 Try performing "!status" on the #archivebot channel.
21:30 🔗 xmc I just did
21:30 🔗 Dec-31-99 Well, you beat me to it. :P
21:31 🔗 Dec-31-99 Baby Simpson is a huge site. It's still getting all those Simpson episode framegrabs. O_O
21:32 🔗 Dec-31-99 Over 6 GB already crawled... Nearly 7 GB.
21:33 🔗 Dec-31-99 Just think of springfieldspringfield.co.uk as even bigger. It covers mainly FOX's Animation Domination shows...
21:33 🔗 Dec-31-99 And add all of these episode framegrabs together.
21:34 🔗 Dec-31-99 The result is huge.
21:34 🔗 Dec-31-99 It's crawled about 316 MB already. It's still getting these episode scripts.
21:39 🔗 Dec-31-99 I'm waiting for the day where archive.org says "Over 1 trillion web pages archived".
21:40 🔗 Dec-31-99 Kazzy: Are these Warrior projects injected in archive.org?
21:41 🔗 Kazzy when they;re done, they're sent to archive.org yeah
21:41 🔗 aaaaaaaaa yes
21:42 🔗 Dec-31-99 I like offline backups. I even find archive.org a little unpredictable. (no offense intended) But it's the site I trust the most.
21:43 🔗 yipdw offline backups are great until you actually have to restore
21:43 🔗 yipdw then you get to worry about shit like "wait, what drive is this, and what connector do I need"
21:43 🔗 yipdw as well as "huh this media isn't readable anymore"
21:43 🔗 Dec-31-99 Yeah, it's been an issue since the birth of computers. I really hope the M-Disc can store my data...
21:44 🔗 yipdw better hope you have an M-Disc reader in 20 years
21:44 🔗 yipdw I had to recover stuff off Bernoulli media at one point, which is cake compared to old floppies
21:44 🔗 yipdw still had a fun time tracking down SCSI interface crap
21:45 🔗 yipdw with online backups you amortize the cost of all that across the lifetime of the data
21:45 🔗 yipdw just as much work, but at least it's there and verifiable all the time
21:45 🔗 aaaaaaaaa I still remember all the "SCSI is the future" talk.
21:45 🔗 Dec-31-99 M-Disc claims to "outlast even the Cloud".
21:46 🔗 yipdw I claim to be able to walk through walls
21:46 🔗 yipdw it is therefore true
21:46 🔗 aaaaaaaaa I claim to have seen it, so it is double true
21:46 🔗 Rotab i am god
21:46 🔗 Void_ rotational velocidensity means that no one collection of servers could actually outlast a literal water vapour due to the third law of physics, equivalent exchange
21:46 🔗 yipdw aaaaaaaaa: yeah, I think that was around the time that CISC was dead and Thinking Machines would take over the world
21:47 🔗 Dec-31-99 Imagine if archive.org has a server crash...
21:47 🔗 insane_al meh, you might as well throw somethings on mdisc, who know maybe it will actually last 1000 years.
21:47 🔗 yipdw Dec-31-99: they're continuously dealing with disk failure
21:47 🔗 Void_ there for, the LITERAL CLOUD cannnot be outlasted by an m-versiondisk
21:47 🔗 insane_al the real stupidity comes from having only 1 copy on 1 type of media
21:48 🔗 Dec-31-99 insane_al: I think 1,000 years is a metaphor for a long time.
21:48 🔗 Kazzy who cares if it's still here in 1000 years, i intend to be dead by then
21:48 🔗 Dec-31-99 I intend to die at the age of 59/60.
21:48 🔗 Dec-31-99 It'll enter the Futurama period. :P
21:49 🔗 Void_ and what if you're gonna last beyohd there
21:49 🔗 Void_ you gonna nek-nominate yourself
21:49 🔗 yipdw can't cross that one off the bucket list
21:50 🔗 insane_al kazzy, yeah, you'll be dead, but what about your naughty picture stash
21:50 🔗 Kazzy truecrypted, google drive
21:50 🔗 yipdw backed up in 20 locations
21:50 🔗 Dec-31-99 insane_al: I thought ohdemgir archives porn.
21:50 🔗 yipdw along with the nude selfies
21:51 🔗 Rotab :D
21:51 🔗 Rotab where?
21:51 🔗 Dec-31-99 Kazzy has a "naughty picture stash"?
21:51 🔗 insane_al Dec, everyone archives porn
21:51 🔗 Dec-31-99 Not me. I'm scared of it.
21:52 🔗 insane_al !?
21:52 🔗 Dec-31-99 But it's okay if you do. If it's lost in history, it's like saying it didn't happen.
21:52 🔗 Void_ if a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?
21:53 🔗 Kazzy Void_: you're supposed to say "and nobody is around"
21:53 🔗 yipdw remote listening devices really ruin that question
21:53 🔗 insane_al yes, it sounds like a tree falling over in the woods
21:53 🔗 Dec-31-99 Why does usemycomputer.com have celebrity pictures?
21:54 🔗 yipdw also I like how part of rust's installation procedure involves downloading more stuff
21:54 🔗 Dec-31-99 It's a semi-misleading URL.
21:54 🔗 yipdw hell if I can figure out what though
21:54 🔗 yipdw oh, bootstrap rustc
21:54 🔗 Dec-31-99 I mainly archive Donkey Kong-related material.
21:55 🔗 Dec-31-99 Are there any language guidelines for this channel?
21:55 🔗 antomatic 1. Be Hot
21:55 🔗 antomatic 2. Be Sexy
21:55 🔗 antomatic 3. Be Courteous
21:55 🔗 Kazzy judging by the -is in the channel name, probably not
21:55 🔗 yipdw also topic
21:55 🔗 Kazzy yeah that too
21:56 🔗 yipdw ha, let's see if llvm can compile before my flight starts boarding
21:56 🔗 yipdw gogogo g++
21:56 🔗 xmc lol, good luck there yipdw
21:56 🔗 yipdw I've got a Core i5
21:56 🔗 yipdw I got this
21:56 🔗 Dec-31-99 I was going to make a term called "server humping", a synonym of C10K.
21:56 🔗 yipdw assuming my laptop doesn't explode
21:57 🔗 Dec-31-99 In my username's days, there was no "selfie" term. :P
21:58 🔗 Dec-31-99 All it was about is "Y2K! OMG! FTW! THE END OF THE WORLD! COMPUTERS CRASHING!"
21:59 🔗 insane_al the first selfies was taken in 1839
21:59 🔗 yipdw maybe he means Dec 31, 1799
21:59 🔗 Dec-31-99 That's why I specifically stated "selfie" term.
22:00 🔗 Dec-31-99 The 1800s were probably about "self-portraits".
22:00 🔗 antomatic And here it is: http://twistedsifter.com/2014/02/the-1920s-selfie/
22:00 🔗 Dec-31-99 XD. Funny!
22:01 🔗 Dec-31-99 Took to ArchiveBot (!ao)
22:03 🔗 Dec-31-99 I take it: everyone here likes 18+ and 21+ stores.
22:07 🔗 insane_al i don't get the reference?
22:07 🔗 Dec-31-99 It wasn't a reference: it was a guess.
22:07 🔗 insane_al yeah, but whats an 18+ or 21+ store?
22:08 🔗 xmc tobacco or alcohol
22:08 🔗 insane_al oh right
22:08 🔗 * xmc shrugs
22:08 🔗 xmc maybe Dec-31-99 is talking about porn
22:09 🔗 Dec-31-99 Yeah, that.
22:09 🔗 xmc Dec-31-99: is your handle derived from your birthday?
22:09 🔗 Dec-31-99 Handle?
22:09 🔗 insane_al i haven't bought booze in a while
22:09 🔗 xmc name
22:09 🔗 insane_al not since i discovered the joys of winemaking
22:09 🔗 xmc mmm
22:09 🔗 insane_al i've got about 50L on the go under my stairs
22:10 🔗 insane_al smells wonderful so far
22:14 🔗 Dec-31-99 Are you guys single? I believe that usually single people look at explicit photos.
22:14 🔗 xmc how old are you, Dec-31-99?
22:14 🔗 Void_ I have 3 grilfriends
22:15 🔗 Dec-31-99 I'm 16. Almost 17.
22:15 🔗 xmc ok
22:15 🔗 insane_al single for 2 months now unfortunately
22:15 🔗 Dec-31-99 grilfriend -> "grill"friends
22:15 🔗 Void_ wait sorry another 1 too she just accepted
22:15 🔗 Void_ 2 of them are getting married to each other soon
22:15 🔗 xmc fun
22:15 🔗 Dec-31-99 I have zero girlfriends. I'm scared of them.
22:16 🔗 xmc Dec-31-99: porn with a partner can be fun, if they're the right person
22:16 🔗 xmc I feel like this is getting too offtopic for even #-bs
22:16 🔗 Void_ try talking about spaghetti-related topics around grills, they tend to enjoy it
22:16 🔗 xmc wouldn't the spaghettis fall through the slots in the grill?
22:16 🔗 insane_al thats what makes it dirty
22:16 🔗 Void_ not if you use a spaghettiSupportTM
22:16 🔗 Void_ keeps your spaghetti big and hard
22:17 🔗 Dec-31-99 YouTube comments say: "Blondes are hotter than brunettes!"
22:17 🔗 xmc long and strong?
22:17 🔗 Dec-31-99 Yeah, YouTube comments have a bunch of bizarre people commenting. Some of it is hilarious.
22:17 🔗 xmc welcome to the internet
22:18 🔗 Void_ Dec-31-99: are you going through high-school at the moment then?
22:18 🔗 insane_al i wouldn't take advice on women from youtube comments
22:18 🔗 Dec-31-99 Void_: Yeah. I'm not the average high school student.
22:18 🔗 Void_ what makes you special?
22:19 🔗 Void_ apart from your specialness
22:19 🔗 Dec-31-99 Nothing. it's actually quite sad: I don't like modern technology that much. I'm a retro guy.
22:19 🔗 Void_ ah thats why you use irc then!
22:19 🔗 xmc you should ditch irc and get a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curta
22:19 🔗 Dec-31-99 That's obviously why I'm an archivist.
22:20 🔗 Void_ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrier_pigeon you should get one of these, much more retro
22:20 🔗 insane_al meh, i like shiny things and explosions, still find archiving interesting
22:21 🔗 Dec-31-99 I have a 1960's selectric typewriter in South Africa.
22:21 🔗 Void_ well its not doing much good there is it
22:21 🔗 aaaaaaaaa you can even do IP over carrier pidgeon
22:21 🔗 Void_ i once DOS'd a guy over carrier pigeons
22:22 🔗 Void_ he was killed, i went to prison for 6 years
22:22 🔗 Dec-31-99 XD
22:22 🔗 insane_al was it a breadcrumb protocol based attack?
22:22 🔗 Dec-31-99 Not about the death, but about the insane story.
22:24 🔗 Dec-31-99 I forsee a major internet crash in the 2050's. And don't call me Nostradamus.
22:24 🔗 Dec-31-99 I'm actually not kidding. There could be a major internet server explosion by then.
22:24 🔗 Void_ why might that be
22:24 🔗 Void_ are you planning something
22:24 🔗 Void_ do you hate freedom
22:24 🔗 Void_ are you a terrorist
22:24 🔗 xmc I forsee some problems in the late 2040s ...
22:25 🔗 Void_ where were you on 18th april 2049
22:25 🔗 Kazzy so who's up for a jolly good archiving of reddit then
22:25 🔗 xmc january 2038 in particular ...
22:25 🔗 Dec-31-99 I forsee the Rapture in three hundred years.
22:25 🔗 Void_ >you will never live through the year 1337
22:25 🔗 Void_ feels man
22:25 🔗 Kazzy wasnt that a couple years back
22:25 🔗 Void_ rapture isnt that the bioshock man
22:25 🔗 Dec-31-99 1337 was a year involving the Vikings.
22:25 🔗 Void_ im an Intellegent gamer so i loved that one
22:25 🔗 xmc Void_: but 13:37 is a time that comes every afternoon and you can live through that over and ove
22:25 🔗 xmc r
22:26 🔗 Dec-31-99 I want a Windows 95 desktop some day.
22:27 🔗 Void_ but 9:11 also occurs twice a day, so i can never forget
22:27 🔗 Dec-31-99 I'll be crazy, call it my main computer, and do my work on it.
22:27 🔗 Void_ http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.22754941.8652/sticker,375x360.u5.png
22:27 🔗 Dec-31-99 Void_: I actually thought those things in the back of my head.
22:27 🔗 Dec-31-99 3:14 happens twice a day.
22:27 🔗 insane_al i thought you wanted retro?
22:28 🔗 insane_al emulate a PDP-11 and run unix 5
22:28 🔗 Void_ what you really want is a commodore64
22:28 🔗 Kazzy i'm so retro i use organic chicken shit to write on my walls
22:28 🔗 Dec-31-99 Commodore 64? Those things take minutes to load! :P
22:29 🔗 Void_ because w95 loads under that
22:29 🔗 Dec-31-99 36pack on the Verizon dashboard has a whole new meaning to me now.
22:29 🔗 Dec-31-99 a-z + 0-9.
22:29 🔗 Dec-31-99 And 6 hunky guys.
22:30 🔗 Dec-31-99 Kazzy: I'm so retro, I eat live hamburgers...
22:31 🔗 Dec-31-99 I'm so retro, I don't know what 3D is.
22:31 🔗 Void_ dont assault live cows thats so bm
22:32 🔗 Dec-31-99 I don't kill animals.
22:33 🔗 Kazzy neither do i, but that doesn't mean i don't enjoy a good steak
22:36 🔗 Dec-31-99 Dang. Accidentally closed the Smuxi window.
22:37 🔗 Dec-31-99 Why does the internet have so many girls shipping animated and anime characters? It's one of those questions that I gotta ask. Male shippers are rare.
22:40 🔗 insane_al clearly i'm out of touch with internet lingo, what are you reffering to with 'shippers?'
22:40 🔗 xmc it's a fandom thing
22:41 🔗 xmc writing stories about relationships between characters that aren't in the canon
22:41 🔗 Dec-31-99 I don't pay attention to internet crap most of the time.
22:41 🔗 xmc short for "[relation]shipping"
22:41 🔗 insane_al oh right
22:41 🔗 insane_al fanfiction
22:42 🔗 Dec-31-99 Example of a fanfic: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9429137/1/For-the-Love-of-a-Special-Someone
22:43 🔗 insane_al i know what a fanfix is
22:43 🔗 Dec-31-99 Well, a shipping fanfic. *d'oh*
22:43 🔗 insane_al i just didn't know what a shipper was
22:44 🔗 Dec-31-99 I wonder if shipping fanfics ever are "fetish triggers".
22:44 🔗 insane_al i think you'll probably find a good chunk of the 'girls' are actually men
22:44 🔗 Dec-31-99 As xmc said, "Welcome to the Internet."
22:44 🔗 insane_al its more likely its a fetish in its own right
22:45 🔗 insane_al oh, i've been around these here intertubes
22:45 🔗 insane_al its just i've been in guyana for a few months
22:45 🔗 insane_al and before that brazil
22:45 🔗 Dec-31-99 So shipping stories are fetishes? I don't want to sound weird or anything, but they triggered my hormones last year.
22:46 🔗 insane_al no internet
22:46 🔗 Dec-31-99 *triggered me last year
22:46 🔗 Kazzy insane_al: it's like when you want buzz lightyear and emma watson to get together
22:47 🔗 Dec-31-99 I wonder why there are 7/8 year old shipping fanfics (like linked)? Are they for lonely men who can't find a girlfriend?
22:47 🔗 insane_al Kazzy, of course, whats the point of fictional porn when you don't get freaky
22:48 🔗 insane_al Dec, its because sexuality os a complicated thing and when people try to repress it it comes out in odd ways
22:48 🔗 insane_al there's a spectrum of people who like it
22:48 🔗 insane_al seemingly you are one of them
22:48 🔗 Dec-31-99 Being genderless would be so much better.
22:48 🔗 insane_al oh dear god not
22:48 🔗 xmc you're welcome to whatever gender you want
22:49 🔗 xmc to me you'll always be someone weird on the internet
22:49 🔗 Dec-31-99 I'm sure we all think about it like that.
22:49 🔗 insane_al i think i'd actually have to kill yself if there was no such thing as gender
22:49 🔗 insane_al more wobbly bits!
22:50 🔗 Dec-31-99 Fanfictions like these sound awesome, but really are stupid: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2110786/1/Spongebob-meets-the-Simpsons
22:50 🔗 Dec-31-99 *awesome but really are
22:51 🔗 Kazzy there's spongebob porn on pornhub.
22:51 🔗 Dec-31-99 There are Bart+Lisa romantic fanfictions. No kidding.
22:51 🔗 insane_al its a fanfiction, its one specific persons fantasy
22:51 🔗 xmc it's people exploring things in a public sphere, not explicitly meant for your gratification in particular
22:51 🔗 insane_al everyone has specific fantasies, but not all are great authors
22:51 🔗 xmc that too
22:52 🔗 Dec-31-99 SpongeBob porn? Aren't sponges transsexual?
22:52 🔗 Dec-31-99 I watched a lot of SpongeBob. 1999-2005 SpongeBob rules!
22:53 🔗 insane_al they're hermaphrodites
22:53 🔗 insane_al big difference from transexual
22:53 🔗 Dec-31-99 Now that's very true.
22:54 🔗 Dec-31-99 Once I shipped boys elementary school with girls in high school. :?
22:54 🔗 Void_ thats pretty weird
22:54 🔗 Void_ see a doctor
22:55 🔗 Dec-31-99 I already did. His name is "Growth Spurt".
22:56 🔗 Dec-31-99 "When the rest of the Simpsons family and Flanders family is away. Marge and Ned have a little fun." - It's summaries like these that make me slightly cringe...
22:56 🔗 insane_al fuck it
22:56 🔗 Dec-31-99 Man, I'm going haywire. Better tone down myself.
22:56 🔗 insane_al i'm away back to the rainforest
22:57 🔗 Dec-31-99 *insert electricity GIF here*
22:57 🔗 Dec-31-99 *electric shock*
22:57 🔗 Dec-31-99 That's what I meant.
22:57 🔗 insane_al at least the hallucinations from the tea were normal weird and not internet weird
22:58 🔗 Dec-31-99 Huh?
22:59 🔗 insane_al i was in a naming ceremony
22:59 🔗 insane_al they give you a tea
22:59 🔗 insane_al it is a powerful hallucinogen
22:59 🔗 insane_al i thought i had become the colour blue
23:00 🔗 insane_al not coloured blue
23:00 🔗 xmc nice
23:00 🔗 insane_al but the actual abstract thing itself
23:00 🔗 Dec-31-99 Well, this isn't dirty, but getting back to my elementary school + high school comment. The Simpsons triggered it. I recently got back interested in it again. I didn't watch a lot, though. For a little over one year, I tried to avoid it, to be honest.
23:00 🔗 insane_al that was less weird than fan fiction
23:00 🔗 Kazzy how the fuck do you get high on tea
23:01 🔗 Dec-31-99 I wonder if most teenagers have bizarre shipping fetishes that they don't want to admit.
23:01 🔗 insane_al its not normal tea
23:01 🔗 insane_al made from various barks and fungi
23:01 🔗 Kazzy nice.
23:01 🔗 insane_al tasted like feet
23:02 🔗 insane_al lasted about a day and a half
23:02 🔗 insane_al if you don't get freaked out easily, actually pretty nice
23:03 🔗 insane_al probably horribly illegal here in the uk
23:03 🔗 insane_al the prime twat seems to be big on nanny state
23:04 🔗 Dec-31-99 The U.S. is like it's "naughty child".
23:05 🔗 Dec-31-99 *its
23:05 🔗 Void_ why is everything i want to do a war crime
23:06 🔗 insane_al hitler
23:06 🔗 Kazzy you're probably on a list by now
23:07 🔗 insane_al i'd be quite disappointed if i wasn't
23:07 🔗 xmc we're all on a list
23:07 🔗 * xmc points at /names
23:07 🔗 insane_al especially as i got searched 6 times the last time i took a flight
23:08 🔗 insane_al and it was only two hops over to buffalo
23:08 🔗 Dec-31-99 I feel bad for my fanfic/shipping talk...
23:09 🔗 insane_al night
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