[09:03] ie. unplugged it forever? [09:28] hahaha [18:52] CNN is running a report on "The Dark Web" [18:52] it's funny because they say "The Dark Web" like, say, "The Dark Night" [18:52] er [18:52] Knight [18:52] man my homophone handling sucks [18:53] i almost forgot CNN existed [18:54] I did too, but it's airing in the lobby here [18:55] the only news channel i flick on now and again is fox news [18:55] only for the entertainment/horror value. [18:55] not for anything resembling news [19:15] oh wow [19:16] found a compilation cd i made when i was 14 [19:16] i had fucking awesome taste, i still have most of these tracks [19:17] though much better quality rips these days [19:17] and legit, not from napster [21:06] Moved conversation here. [21:08] I'm going to admit. I'm a little bit scared of women. [21:08] They seem to rebel a lot. [21:08] Now, I'm going to be fair with this conversation. [21:09] Because I don't want to look evil. [21:09] I think fangirls can be classified as geek girls. [21:10] There are so many Invader Zim fangirls. It's not even funny. They're always like: "Dib! <3" or something. [21:11] Male shippers are also rare. Girls are always about anime or animated show shipping. [21:14] ok [21:16] Kazzy is owning the Verizon dashboard. [21:16] Owning/pwning. Whatever you'd like to call it. [21:16] turns out the warrior is the easiest way to shoot through jobs quickly [21:17] But I mean it. That dashboard... your name... Everywhere. [21:17] its the unix philosophy after all. [21:17] I archived 1,503 Verizon home pages with the Warrior [21:17] its what happens when you run many, many warriors [21:18] one warrior vm here [21:18] oh, then how do you get the rate so high? [21:18] aaaaaaaaa: unix philosophy is "my name everywhere like I spent all the quarters in the pinball arcade"? [21:18] Dec-31-99: multiply that by 36 to get the actual amount you've done [21:19] xmc: i'm throwing money at my screen now i'm at the top of the leaderboard [21:19] money for nothing, get my bits for free [21:19] oh, sorry; thought it was still "Do one thing and do it well" a reference to the warrior, not kazzy [21:19] :P [21:20] better update wikipedia [21:21] Kazzy: Wha? [21:22] !a http://www.short-funny-quotes.com/simpsons/ [21:22] Whoops, wrong channel. [21:22] verizon jobs are done in bactches of 36 to reduce load on the tracker (a-z + 0-9) [21:22] so whatever the tracker shows, multiply it by 36 for the actual amount of pages you've done [21:24] Oh yeah, I'm thinking of those 404 Verizon/Bellatlantic sites. [21:26] I hope everyone's okay with all these Simpsons sites that I threw in the ArchiveBot. [21:27] whatever man [21:28] xmc: I'm unsure what to make of that "whatever" statement. [21:28] re: simpsons sites [21:28] verbal shrug [21:29] don't clog the queue and it's cool [21:29] Ivan has this giant pipeline, so there aren't any sites in queue. [21:29] sweet [21:30] Try performing "!status" on the #archivebot channel. [21:30] I just did [21:30] Well, you beat me to it. :P [21:31] Baby Simpson is a huge site. It's still getting all those Simpson episode framegrabs. O_O [21:32] Over 6 GB already crawled... Nearly 7 GB. [21:33] Just think of springfieldspringfield.co.uk as even bigger. It covers mainly FOX's Animation Domination shows... [21:33] And add all of these episode framegrabs together. [21:34] The result is huge. [21:34] It's crawled about 316 MB already. It's still getting these episode scripts. [21:39] I'm waiting for the day where archive.org says "Over 1 trillion web pages archived". [21:40] Kazzy: Are these Warrior projects injected in archive.org? [21:41] when they;re done, they're sent to archive.org yeah [21:41] yes [21:42] I like offline backups. I even find archive.org a little unpredictable. (no offense intended) But it's the site I trust the most. [21:43] offline backups are great until you actually have to restore [21:43] then you get to worry about shit like "wait, what drive is this, and what connector do I need" [21:43] as well as "huh this media isn't readable anymore" [21:43] Yeah, it's been an issue since the birth of computers. I really hope the M-Disc can store my data... [21:44] better hope you have an M-Disc reader in 20 years [21:44] I had to recover stuff off Bernoulli media at one point, which is cake compared to old floppies [21:44] still had a fun time tracking down SCSI interface crap [21:45] with online backups you amortize the cost of all that across the lifetime of the data [21:45] just as much work, but at least it's there and verifiable all the time [21:45] I still remember all the "SCSI is the future" talk. [21:45] M-Disc claims to "outlast even the Cloud". [21:46] I claim to be able to walk through walls [21:46] it is therefore true [21:46] I claim to have seen it, so it is double true [21:46] i am god [21:46] rotational velocidensity means that no one collection of servers could actually outlast a literal water vapour due to the third law of physics, equivalent exchange [21:46] aaaaaaaaa: yeah, I think that was around the time that CISC was dead and Thinking Machines would take over the world [21:47] Imagine if archive.org has a server crash... [21:47] meh, you might as well throw somethings on mdisc, who know maybe it will actually last 1000 years. [21:47] Dec-31-99: they're continuously dealing with disk failure [21:47] there for, the LITERAL CLOUD cannnot be outlasted by an m-versiondisk [21:47] the real stupidity comes from having only 1 copy on 1 type of media [21:48] insane_al: I think 1,000 years is a metaphor for a long time. [21:48] who cares if it's still here in 1000 years, i intend to be dead by then [21:48] I intend to die at the age of 59/60. [21:48] It'll enter the Futurama period. :P [21:49] and what if you're gonna last beyohd there [21:49] you gonna nek-nominate yourself [21:49] can't cross that one off the bucket list [21:50] kazzy, yeah, you'll be dead, but what about your naughty picture stash [21:50] truecrypted, google drive [21:50] backed up in 20 locations [21:50] insane_al: I thought ohdemgir archives porn. [21:50] along with the nude selfies [21:51] :D [21:51] where? [21:51] Kazzy has a "naughty picture stash"? [21:51] Dec, everyone archives porn [21:51] Not me. I'm scared of it. [21:52] !? [21:52] But it's okay if you do. If it's lost in history, it's like saying it didn't happen. [21:52] if a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound? [21:53] Void_: you're supposed to say "and nobody is around" [21:53] remote listening devices really ruin that question [21:53] yes, it sounds like a tree falling over in the woods [21:53] Why does usemycomputer.com have celebrity pictures? [21:54] also I like how part of rust's installation procedure involves downloading more stuff [21:54] It's a semi-misleading URL. [21:54] hell if I can figure out what though [21:54] oh, bootstrap rustc [21:54] I mainly archive Donkey Kong-related material. [21:55] Are there any language guidelines for this channel? [21:55] 1. Be Hot [21:55] 2. Be Sexy [21:55] 3. Be Courteous [21:55] judging by the -is in the channel name, probably not [21:55] also topic [21:55] yeah that too [21:56] ha, let's see if llvm can compile before my flight starts boarding [21:56] gogogo g++ [21:56] lol, good luck there yipdw [21:56] I've got a Core i5 [21:56] I got this [21:56] I was going to make a term called "server humping", a synonym of C10K. [21:56] assuming my laptop doesn't explode [21:57] In my username's days, there was no "selfie" term. :P [21:58] All it was about is "Y2K! OMG! FTW! THE END OF THE WORLD! COMPUTERS CRASHING!" [21:59] the first selfies was taken in 1839 [21:59] maybe he means Dec 31, 1799 [21:59] That's why I specifically stated "selfie" term. [22:00] The 1800s were probably about "self-portraits". [22:00] And here it is: http://twistedsifter.com/2014/02/the-1920s-selfie/ [22:00] XD. Funny! [22:01] Took to ArchiveBot (!ao) [22:03] I take it: everyone here likes 18+ and 21+ stores. [22:07] i don't get the reference? [22:07] It wasn't a reference: it was a guess. [22:07] yeah, but whats an 18+ or 21+ store? [22:08] tobacco or alcohol [22:08] oh right [22:08] * xmc shrugs [22:08] maybe Dec-31-99 is talking about porn [22:09] Yeah, that. [22:09] Dec-31-99: is your handle derived from your birthday? [22:09] Handle? [22:09] i haven't bought booze in a while [22:09] name [22:09] not since i discovered the joys of winemaking [22:09] mmm [22:09] i've got about 50L on the go under my stairs [22:10] smells wonderful so far [22:14] Are you guys single? I believe that usually single people look at explicit photos. [22:14] how old are you, Dec-31-99? [22:14] I have 3 grilfriends [22:15] I'm 16. Almost 17. [22:15] ok [22:15] single for 2 months now unfortunately [22:15] grilfriend -> "grill"friends [22:15] wait sorry another 1 too she just accepted [22:15] 2 of them are getting married to each other soon [22:15] fun [22:15] I have zero girlfriends. I'm scared of them. [22:16] Dec-31-99: porn with a partner can be fun, if they're the right person [22:16] I feel like this is getting too offtopic for even #-bs [22:16] try talking about spaghetti-related topics around grills, they tend to enjoy it [22:16] wouldn't the spaghettis fall through the slots in the grill? [22:16] thats what makes it dirty [22:16] not if you use a spaghettiSupportTM [22:16] keeps your spaghetti big and hard [22:17] YouTube comments say: "Blondes are hotter than brunettes!" [22:17] long and strong? [22:17] Yeah, YouTube comments have a bunch of bizarre people commenting. Some of it is hilarious. [22:17] welcome to the internet [22:18] Dec-31-99: are you going through high-school at the moment then? [22:18] i wouldn't take advice on women from youtube comments [22:18] Void_: Yeah. I'm not the average high school student. [22:18] what makes you special? [22:19] apart from your specialness [22:19] Nothing. it's actually quite sad: I don't like modern technology that much. I'm a retro guy. [22:19] ah thats why you use irc then! [22:19] you should ditch irc and get a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curta [22:19] That's obviously why I'm an archivist. [22:20] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrier_pigeon you should get one of these, much more retro [22:20] meh, i like shiny things and explosions, still find archiving interesting [22:21] I have a 1960's selectric typewriter in South Africa. [22:21] well its not doing much good there is it [22:21] you can even do IP over carrier pidgeon [22:21] i once DOS'd a guy over carrier pigeons [22:22] he was killed, i went to prison for 6 years [22:22] XD [22:22] was it a breadcrumb protocol based attack? [22:22] Not about the death, but about the insane story. [22:24] I forsee a major internet crash in the 2050's. And don't call me Nostradamus. [22:24] I'm actually not kidding. There could be a major internet server explosion by then. [22:24] why might that be [22:24] are you planning something [22:24] do you hate freedom [22:24] are you a terrorist [22:24] I forsee some problems in the late 2040s ... [22:25] where were you on 18th april 2049 [22:25] so who's up for a jolly good archiving of reddit then [22:25] january 2038 in particular ... [22:25] I forsee the Rapture in three hundred years. [22:25] >you will never live through the year 1337 [22:25] feels man [22:25] wasnt that a couple years back [22:25] rapture isnt that the bioshock man [22:25] 1337 was a year involving the Vikings. [22:25] im an Intellegent gamer so i loved that one [22:25] Void_: but 13:37 is a time that comes every afternoon and you can live through that over and ove [22:25] r [22:26] I want a Windows 95 desktop some day. [22:27] but 9:11 also occurs twice a day, so i can never forget [22:27] I'll be crazy, call it my main computer, and do my work on it. [22:27] http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.22754941.8652/sticker,375x360.u5.png [22:27] Void_: I actually thought those things in the back of my head. [22:27] 3:14 happens twice a day. [22:27] i thought you wanted retro? [22:28] emulate a PDP-11 and run unix 5 [22:28] what you really want is a commodore64 [22:28] i'm so retro i use organic chicken shit to write on my walls [22:28] Commodore 64? Those things take minutes to load! :P [22:29] because w95 loads under that [22:29] 36pack on the Verizon dashboard has a whole new meaning to me now. [22:29] a-z + 0-9. [22:29] And 6 hunky guys. [22:30] Kazzy: I'm so retro, I eat live hamburgers... [22:31] I'm so retro, I don't know what 3D is. [22:31] dont assault live cows thats so bm [22:32] I don't kill animals. [22:33] neither do i, but that doesn't mean i don't enjoy a good steak [22:36] Dang. Accidentally closed the Smuxi window. [22:37] Why does the internet have so many girls shipping animated and anime characters? It's one of those questions that I gotta ask. Male shippers are rare. [22:40] clearly i'm out of touch with internet lingo, what are you reffering to with 'shippers?' [22:40] it's a fandom thing [22:41] writing stories about relationships between characters that aren't in the canon [22:41] I don't pay attention to internet crap most of the time. [22:41] short for "[relation]shipping" [22:41] oh right [22:41] fanfiction [22:42] Example of a fanfic: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9429137/1/For-the-Love-of-a-Special-Someone [22:43] i know what a fanfix is [22:43] Well, a shipping fanfic. *d'oh* [22:43] i just didn't know what a shipper was [22:44] I wonder if shipping fanfics ever are "fetish triggers". [22:44] i think you'll probably find a good chunk of the 'girls' are actually men [22:44] As xmc said, "Welcome to the Internet." [22:44] its more likely its a fetish in its own right [22:45] oh, i've been around these here intertubes [22:45] its just i've been in guyana for a few months [22:45] and before that brazil [22:45] So shipping stories are fetishes? I don't want to sound weird or anything, but they triggered my hormones last year. [22:46] no internet [22:46] *triggered me last year [22:46] insane_al: it's like when you want buzz lightyear and emma watson to get together [22:47] I wonder why there are 7/8 year old shipping fanfics (like linked)? Are they for lonely men who can't find a girlfriend? [22:47] Kazzy, of course, whats the point of fictional porn when you don't get freaky [22:48] Dec, its because sexuality os a complicated thing and when people try to repress it it comes out in odd ways [22:48] there's a spectrum of people who like it [22:48] seemingly you are one of them [22:48] Being genderless would be so much better. [22:48] oh dear god not [22:48] you're welcome to whatever gender you want [22:49] to me you'll always be someone weird on the internet [22:49] I'm sure we all think about it like that. [22:49] i think i'd actually have to kill yself if there was no such thing as gender [22:49] more wobbly bits! [22:50] Fanfictions like these sound awesome, but really are stupid: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2110786/1/Spongebob-meets-the-Simpsons [22:50] *awesome but really are [22:51] there's spongebob porn on pornhub. [22:51] There are Bart+Lisa romantic fanfictions. No kidding. [22:51] its a fanfiction, its one specific persons fantasy [22:51] it's people exploring things in a public sphere, not explicitly meant for your gratification in particular [22:51] everyone has specific fantasies, but not all are great authors [22:51] that too [22:52] SpongeBob porn? Aren't sponges transsexual? [22:52] I watched a lot of SpongeBob. 1999-2005 SpongeBob rules! [22:53] they're hermaphrodites [22:53] big difference from transexual [22:53] Now that's very true. [22:54] Once I shipped boys elementary school with girls in high school. :? [22:54] thats pretty weird [22:54] see a doctor [22:55] I already did. His name is "Growth Spurt". [22:56] "When the rest of the Simpsons family and Flanders family is away. Marge and Ned have a little fun." - It's summaries like these that make me slightly cringe... [22:56] fuck it [22:56] Man, I'm going haywire. Better tone down myself. [22:56] i'm away back to the rainforest [22:57] *insert electricity GIF here* [22:57] *electric shock* [22:57] That's what I meant. [22:57] at least the hallucinations from the tea were normal weird and not internet weird [22:58] Huh? [22:59] i was in a naming ceremony [22:59] they give you a tea [22:59] it is a powerful hallucinogen [22:59] i thought i had become the colour blue [23:00] not coloured blue [23:00] nice [23:00] but the actual abstract thing itself [23:00] Well, this isn't dirty, but getting back to my elementary school + high school comment. The Simpsons triggered it. I recently got back interested in it again. I didn't watch a lot, though. For a little over one year, I tried to avoid it, to be honest. [23:00] that was less weird than fan fiction [23:00] how the fuck do you get high on tea [23:01] I wonder if most teenagers have bizarre shipping fetishes that they don't want to admit. [23:01] its not normal tea [23:01] made from various barks and fungi [23:01] nice. [23:01] tasted like feet [23:02] lasted about a day and a half [23:02] if you don't get freaked out easily, actually pretty nice [23:03] probably horribly illegal here in the uk [23:03] the prime twat seems to be big on nanny state [23:04] The U.S. is like it's "naughty child". [23:05] *its [23:05] why is everything i want to do a war crime [23:06] hitler [23:06] you're probably on a list by now [23:07] i'd be quite disappointed if i wasn't [23:07] we're all on a list [23:07] * xmc points at /names [23:07] especially as i got searched 6 times the last time i took a flight [23:08] and it was only two hops over to buffalo [23:08] I feel bad for my fanfic/shipping talk... [23:09] night