| Time |
Nickname |
Message |
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03:46
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GLaDOS |
Because they don't seem to be appearing when uploaded to texts. |
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03:46
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|
GLaDOS |
wait what |
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06:11
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omf_ |
I just turned the url tracker off because it was blowing up the server real bad |
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10:23
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|
soultcer |
Downside of using sqlite :-( |
|
10:24
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|
soultcer |
When I designed the tracker I thought that it would need to only scale to the four or so VPS I was using for scraping URL shorteners at that time. |
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10:34
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|
ersi |
We need to go.. web-scale! |
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10:35
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omf_ |
ersi, :D |
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10:35
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omf_ |
ROFL SCALE BITCHES!!!1! |
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10:35
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|
GLaDOS |
Okay, look, we want it to be all pop, and it needs to scale to the cloud |
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10:35
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omf_ |
It needs to edgy |
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10:36
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GLaDOS |
I swear if it's not edgy, you're all fired and I'm murdering my family. |
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10:36
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|
ersi |
to meet synergy demands in a virtual environment that bridges the gaps of imagination to new horizons |
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10:36
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|
* |
ersi self-destructs |
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10:37
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|
omf_ |
The software must be multifunctional so we can pivot with the times |
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10:37
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omf_ |
and we need an iPhone app too |
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10:37
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|
* |
omf_ blows his own head off |
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10:38
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GLaDOS |
we must be able to save urls from Android devices as well |
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10:38
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|
GLaDOS |
We'll call it, tinyback 2.0 |
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10:39
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|
ersi |
tinydroidback |
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10:40
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|
omf_ |
tinybckr 2.0 |
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10:40
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|
omf_ |
iBack 2.0 |
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10:41
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|
omf_ |
IPokeMyEyes 3.0 |
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10:41
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|
GLaDOS |
iUnshort 2.1 |
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10:41
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|
GLaDOS |
- Edgier design |
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10:41
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|
omf_ |
we should just called it FuckBitly 6.9 |
|
10:42
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|
GLaDOS |
wow |
|
10:42
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GLaDOS |
such edgy |
|
10:42
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omf_ |
What are you doing today neighbor? Well I am planning on fucking bitly |
|
10:42
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|
GLaDOS |
"They updated their dating profile?" |
|
10:48
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|
ersi |
Responsive |
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19:11
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|
xmc |
ersi: let's proactively leverage our synergies |