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https://theonion.com/anxious-trump-spends-election-night-watching-old-gilmore-girls-episodes-in-bed/
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https://theonion.com/confident-jill-stein-goes-with-stadium-for-election-party/
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https://theonion.com/report-high-turnout-traced-to-americans-mistakenly-voting-on-vending-machine/
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https://theonion.com/uninformed-citizen-scrambling-to-research-last-2500-years-of-democracy-before-voting/
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https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demands-secret-service-protection-after-finding-cheez-it-on-kitchen-floor/
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https://theonion.com/doug-emhoff-forced-to-sit-in-corner-of-election-party-after-getting-too-hyper/
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20241106133947e950b
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https://theonion.com/man-wearing-i-vorted-sticker-beginning-to-worry-that-wasnt-legitimate-polling-place/
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20241106133954ancqh
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https://theonion.com/piss-soaked-tucker-carlson-claims-demon-urinated-on-him-while-he-slept/
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20241106134000djgsi
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https://theonion.com/historians-unearth-final-fundraising-telegraph-hitler-sent-from-bunker/
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202411061340029gqna
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https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-prosecuting-school-shooters-parents/
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https://theonion.com/revised-citizenship-test-requires-immigrants-to-name-every-u-s-state-where-they-not-welcome/
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